Wow! I just hit 400 followers, which is a pretty big deal for me. So I’m doing a giveaway. This giveaway is better than any other giveaway ever on tumblr. Let me tell you why. The prizes, the prizes that I am giving out in the giveaway, will never have been seen by human eyes before. You will be the first person. In all of history. To see these prizes. Not even I will see them before you get them. Each unique prize has never been on this earth before and is the only one in existence.
You will be making history. Remember the first person to orbit the earth? Remember the first person to drive in a car? Remember the first person to cure cancer? The first person to run over 200mph? The first person to be half robot? The first person to make a lightbulb? This is like that! You could be as important as those people! Wow!!!
The prizes are magnificent works of art by me, done in MS Paint with my eyes closed, and saved with only keystrokes so not even I, the artist, see them. They will be put in your submission box without me seeing them. Science is wonderful. Up above are some stellar examples of works created in the same manner, only hints at the glory of the prize you will receive. Can you believe this? Could you dare to pass up this opportunity? They are so unique. No two are ever the same.
- MUST MUST MUST be following me or else you are disqualified and your name ruined for all of history, your children will never have a chance to bask in your success. A failure.
- ONE like also ONE reblog will count. Everything counts. A note.
- No sideblogs not ever you disgusting cheater get out of my face!
- If you reblog this more than once that’s ok because you are really getting into the spirit of this unbelievable giveaway and we are friends.
- This whole thing ends on JULY 30th, a far datein the future to give you all the chance to WIN
- ONLY four winners will be chosen, the rest are nasty awful loser nerds.
- HAVE FUN!!!!!!!